Some people march into December wrapped in tinsel and cheer.
Others… quietly slip into the corner with a cookie, a side-eye, and a well-timed sigh.
For those wonderfully real humans, the Quirky Elf Wishes Christmas Cards were born.

This instantly downloadable card collection celebrates the holiday moods we actually experience—from hiding at the office party like Incognito Elf, to devouring the dessert table with Glutenous Elf, to unleashing your ultra-competitive alter-ego during family game night like Game-On Elf.

And because life isn’t all sugarplums and sentiment, you’ll also find a handful of delightfully darker, snark-approved elf cards to send to the friends who laugh a little louder at the irreverent side of the season.

Why You’ll Love This Holiday Card Collection:

• Relatable Humor: Each elf captures a personality we all know (or are)—perfect for sending a wink and a grin.

• Instant Download: Print at home or your favorite shop—no waiting, no shipping, no stress.

• Unlimited Printing: Once you buy it, you can print as many as you want for all your delightfully quirky loved ones

• Conversation Starters: These cards stand out—expect chuckles, eye-rolls, and maybe a gentle “same” from your recipients.

• Perfect for the Non-Jovial: If your holiday spirit leans more humorous than heartfelt, you’ve found your people.

Whether you're sending joy, snark, or solidarity, these cards let you laugh your way through the season—one quirky elf at a time.

Spread the cheer… or at least the chuckles. Download and print today!

 WHAT IS INCLUDED

1 PDF file, with Standard and A4 sizes

HOW TO PRINT

Print at home, preferably with cardstock or heavy-weight paper. Note the direction of your pages as they print to correctly orient the opposite side for printing. Or you can send them to your local print shop to be printed.

THIS IS A DIGITAL DOWNLOAD

You’ll receive an email with a link once the purchase is completed. The bonus of digital downloads is that you can print as many cards of your choice as you need. The cards are for personal use only, not for resale.

OTHER IDEAS FOR THE CARDS

Placeholders at meals for each “elf” in your life

Gift tags

Ornaments

Designed with elf and AI help for and by Storied Gifts